bruh…
Wait, if their names are puns on their power, then Violet is ultraviolet which is invisible to the human eye.
SHUT UP.
13 years
Y'all are gonna flip your shit when i tell you about Dash
bruh…
Wait, if their names are puns on their power, then Violet is ultraviolet which is invisible to the human eye.
13 years
Y'all are gonna flip your shit when i tell you about Dash
The weirdest thing I’ve learned while working for pest control is that snails love rat poison and will actively eat it but hate seseme seeds
I should add that rat poison has NO effect on snails, and they just get super fat cause they gourge themselves in boxes of rat poison
absolute units
a video compilation of me attempting to do anything
I have tears literally everywhere I haven’t laughed this hard in so long. Who thought of this, I want to marry them and shake their hands
This young girl uses “los,” “las” and the gender-neutral “les” — watch her explain why. —from REMEZCLA on twitter.
how the fuck old is this kid, 10?
You go, girl! Seems like the Youths are doing ok. ;)
once more, Pangur has no idea what her future holds

please op i’m begging you for an update
that future….is now the present


(the rest is up on my “I Will Make Pangur Wear Hats, And Will Pet Her Lots To Make Her Not Angry With Me Afterward ” patreon)
fucking superb you funky little cowboy
When we talk about being fat-positive and we say, “weight is not an indication of health,” I will reblog it. But I want us to also say, “health is not an indication of value.”
I could be at any weight and I will never be healthy, because I am chronically ill. Someone might be chronically ill and fat, or they might be chronically ill and not fat, and it really doesn’t matter.
When you make it about health, you’re saying health is the pinnacle of human achievement, and you’re shitting on those of us for whom health will always be a pipe dream.
Oh
Oh
Our culture really romanticises the idea of a brooding misunderstood loner who’s an asshole to everyone but secretly has a heart of gold, so it’s frighteningly easy to meet a guy who treats everyone around him badly and believe without evidence that he has a heart of gold.
Don’t fall for it.
And a lapse in cruelty is not evidence of kindness.
“A lapse in cruelty is not evidence of kindness”
Bolded because that line is so incredibly important
that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t work for me you have to personally invite me or else I’ll feel like I’m showing up uninvited
Sounds like something a vampire would say
Little known fact that vampires have near crippling social anxiety.