https://totallyrandomperson555.tumblr.com/

advanced-procrastination: earlploddington: freshest-tittymilk: ...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 10:48:45 -0400

earlploddington:

freshest-tittymilk:

prime89:

nightinngales:

bruh…

Wait, if their names are puns on their power, then Violet is ultraviolet which is invisible to the human eye.

SHUT UP.

13 years

Y'all are gonna flip your shit when i tell you about Dash

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Sun, 24 Jun 2018 10:48:05 -0400

hexpress: phsfg: phsfg: The weirdest thing I’ve learned while working for pest control is that...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 10:47:39 -0400

hexpress:

phsfg:

phsfg:

The weirdest thing I’ve learned while working for pest control is that snails love rat poison and will actively eat it but hate seseme seeds

I should add that rat poison has NO effect on snails, and they just get super fat cause they gourge themselves in boxes of rat poison

absolute units

spudinacup: lavenderbud: a video compilation of me attempting...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 10:45:36 -0400

spudinacup:

lavenderbud:

a video compilation of me attempting to do anything

I have tears literally everywhere I haven’t laughed this hard in so long. Who thought of this, I want to marry them and shake their hands

mewithanie: allthingslinguistic: This young girl uses “los,”...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 10:43:16 -0400

mewithanie:

allthingslinguistic:

This young girl uses “los,” “las” and the gender-neutral “les” — watch her explain why. —from REMEZCLA on twitter.

how the fuck old is this kid, 10?

You go, girl! Seems like the Youths are doing ok. ;)

bruhita:you wet idiot

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 10:41:32 -0400

bruhita:

you wet idiot

anais-ninja-bitch: pangur-and-grim: cleverest-lesbian: pangur-...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 01:09:04 -0400

anais-ninja-bitch:

pangur-and-grim:

cleverest-lesbian:

pangur-and-grim:

once more, Pangur has no idea what her future holds

please op i’m begging you for an update

that future….is now the present

(the rest is up on my “I Will Make Pangur Wear Hats, And Will Pet Her Lots To Make Her Not Angry With Me Afterward ” patreon)

fucking superb you funky little cowboy

rollerskatinglizard: kipplekipple: When we talk about being fat-positive and we say, “weight is not...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 01:07:37 -0400

rollerskatinglizard:

kipplekipple:

When we talk about being fat-positive and we say, “weight is not an indication of health,” I will reblog it. But I want us to also say, “health is not an indication of value.”

I could be at any weight and I will never be healthy, because I am chronically ill. Someone might be chronically ill and fat, or they might be chronically ill and not fat, and it really doesn’t matter.

When you make it about health, you’re saying health is the pinnacle of human achievement, and you’re shitting on those of us for whom health will always be a pipe dream.

Oh
Oh

rnr4ev: thedatingfeminist: Our culture really romanticises the idea of a brooding misunderstood...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 01:06:02 -0400

rnr4ev:

thedatingfeminist:

Our culture really romanticises the idea of a brooding misunderstood loner who’s an asshole to everyone but secretly has a heart of gold, so it’s frighteningly easy to meet a guy who treats everyone around him badly and believe without evidence that he has a heart of gold.

Don’t fall for it.

And a lapse in cruelty is not evidence of kindness.

“A lapse in cruelty is not evidence of kindness”
Bolded because that line is so incredibly important

someth1ngpersonal: morgueresident: liftedandgiftedd: that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 01:03:27 -0400

someth1ngpersonal:

morgueresident:

liftedandgiftedd:

that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t work for me you have to personally invite me or else I’ll feel like I’m showing up uninvited

Sounds like something a vampire would say

Little known fact that vampires have near crippling social anxiety.

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Sun, 24 Jun 2018 01:03:17 -0400

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed: this1goesto11: gaylor-moon: Offense but like how many years did...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 01:02:54 -0400

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

this1goesto11:

gaylor-moon:

Offense but like how many years did straight people call everything they hated or disliked “gay”,,,,,, yet y'all can’t handle a single generalized statement online about being cis/het but okay!

We’re real people, though.

Local Cishet Admits They Don’t Think Gay People Are Real

monteswisha:A bird in the hand is worth a thousand words

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 01:02:40 -0400

monteswisha:

A bird in the hand is worth a thousand words

terror-billie: youshalldomywonders: “WE’RE HERE, WE’RE QUEER,...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 01:00:50 -0400

terror-billie:

youshalldomywonders:

“WE’RE HERE, WE’RE QUEER, WE HATE THE FUCKING PRESIDENT!,” AIDS Coalition To Unleash Power (ACT UP), New York City, 1990.

we gotta bring this sign back

mothmanappreciationblog: i-am-your-northern-star: gearholder: ...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 00:07:24 -0400

mothmanappreciationblog:

i-am-your-northern-star:

gearholder:

we-are-legion-for-we-are-taco:

inspredwood:

communistbakery:

samael:

@whitewolflunaxx

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Sun, 24 Jun 2018 00:04:21 -0400

gulabis: “no homo” I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 00:01:17 -0400

gulabis:

“no homo” I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of genotypes. I am Gregor Mendel.

srsfunny: Someone Took This Guy’s Car And Started Drifting

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 23:48:52 -0400

srsfunny:

Someone Took This Guy’s Car And Started Drifting

nonbinarygoth: im tired of u fake ratatouille fans thinking the rats name is ratatouille

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 19:55:56 -0400

nonbinarygoth:

im tired of u fake ratatouille fans thinking the rats name is ratatouille

me nd my pirate girlfriend

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 19:52:40 -0400

tummydrummer:

[holdin hands]

me: bb ur hands r so cold

her: that me hook